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Dick Cheney has been “speaking out” all over the place since he left office. What a treat.

Aside from trying to frighten us all by gleefully anticipating the next terrorist attack to prove that Obama isn’t keeping us safe, Cheney is taunting us with the fact that he will never pay the price for his crimes.

An example of his mendacity, hypocrisy, and arrogance:

I think that we are stripping ourselves of some of the capabilities that we used in order to block, if you will, or disrupt activities by al Qaeda that would have led to additional attacks. I think that’s an important debate to have. I don’t think we should just roll over when the new administration says — accuses us of committing torture, which we did not, or somehow violating the law, which we did not. I think you need to stand up and respond to that, and that’s what I’ve done.

So what you’re saying, dick, is that Obama shouldn’t stop us from using torture, because it works. But you didn’t commit torture. And even if you did torture, it’s not against the law. Right. As Jonathan Turley said on Countdown, if all it took to get away with crimes was some lawyer writing a memo justifying them, then nothing would actually be against the law.

Maybe he should take up a hobby or some other interest to distract him, just to give us a break from his sneering mug.

He could drink a few beers and touch himself provocatively.

Or better yet, he could unite with his long-time love.

If he prefers outdoor activities, he could molest a few statues

or he could taunt us with funny insults.

He would probably enjoy becoming a Borg for fun and domination.

Maybe he could get himself arrested on some minor charge like shoplifting, just to give us the satisfaction of seeing him hauled off in handcuffs.

Now go and boil your bottoms, Dick. You don’t frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!


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